Striped polos and board shorts. Long-straightened blonde hair, Forever 21 clothing, and 4 inch wedges. This is what you’ll see when you go out in Newport Beach/Orange County. Everyone looks exactly the same. They are the same. They’ve always looked this way. Every day and every night. I am forever the outcast it seems here. I miss diversity. I miss New York. Fuck, I even miss the hipsters of Williamsburg who at least pretended not to give a shit even if they really did. I’d take a bit of hipster pretentiousness over these Blondes and Bros any day.